2. You have mystery scratches on your arms and back.
3. There is a trail of clothing leading to the bedroom.
4. You wake up to sex paraphernalia (silk hand ties, blindfolds, various sex toys) scattered on her bed.
5. Your back is sorer than usual.
6. You find loose women's jewelry in your bed.
7. Instead of an empty pizza box on the coffee table, there is an empty box of condoms.
8. Your apartment looks like a tornado hit it, even though it was clean when you went out last night.
9. You reek of perfume.
10. Body glitter. Everywhere.
11. You have more lipstick on you than she does.
12. You wake up with a neatly written note with a girl's name, phone number, and "sorry, I had to
wake up early for church" safety pinned to your shirt.
13. There are unraveled condoms on the floor.
14. You wake up to her cuddling you with an impossible to escape death grip.
15. You have untamable morning after hair.
16. She's long gone before you even wake up.
17. Your finger smells funny.
18. You wake up feeling like you were sweating all night.
19. Buttons are missing from your shirt as if someone tore it off you.
20. Crabs.
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